Chomp chomp chomp
chomp
Ha. What a beautiful day over the ocean.
[foghorn blaring]
Super-Pac, I could use your help.
I have a ship full of people on their way to see
Pac-Villes exhibit of the worlds largest items.
Don't worry, captain.
Ha, this ought to be easy.
Thud
[screaming]
[theme song]
creak
thud
♪ Pac-Man ♪
vroom
♪ Pac-Man ♪♪
whoosh
[music continues]
chomp chomp
[music continues]
[instrumental music]
Pac-Land dead ahead, Clyde.
Okay, men, operation Pac-Land
will commence at exactly 0900 hours.
Uh, what time is that in civilian talk, Clyde?
9 a.m., dummy
The operation will begin at the sound of the chime.
Three, two, one.
Clang
Move 'em out.
Rattle
With this guk Pac-Land will be ours for the chomping.
Mm, it makes my mouth water just thinking about it.
Speed it up, you guys.
Vroom vroom
Hmm, nothing like a relaxing drive without those ghastly
Ghost Monsters on our tail, huh, Pepper?
Right, Packy.
Hmm, guess I'll have to pass that
slowpoke in front of me, huh.
Hey, you Ghost Monsters
get that clunker of yours moving, will you.
- Ghost Monsters! Oh! - That's right, pac-fink.
And we got a little surprise for you.
Yeah, a surprise attack.
Prepare to let 'em have it.
Okay, Blinky, let's slow the guk home.
With what?
Guk. What else?
Oh, boy, we got to get out of here fast
and get some Power Pellets.
Let 'em have it.
Spoot
whoosh
spoot
Hurry, Packy, they're gaining on us.
[engine revving]
Okay, guys, load her again.
Hey! H-ee-yy!
Now!
Whoosh
spoot
We're gonna chomp you this time, Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man.
That's right. How do you want it, with or without ketchup?
Now, tell us where the Power Forest is
or after we're done chomping you
we'll chomp every last Pac-Chomp in Pac-Land.
Oh, I think we're in trouble, Packy.
Yeah. Nothing in this world could save us now.
Ahhhhhhh ahh ah..
Another perfect three point landing
two feet in my face.
Who in Pac-Land is that?
It's Super-Pac.
Sorry, no time for autographs.
I've got an emergency to handle.
Now, where did that emergency go?
[whistles]
Emergency. Here boy.
Uh, excuse me.
Can it wait, son, I've got to find that emergency.
Uh, I hate to bother you, Super-Pac
but, uh, this is the emergency.
It is?
Of course, it is.
Why do you think I came here from my cosmic abode
far beyond space and time.
[clears throat]
Oh, yes, the emergency.
- Stop! - Oh, yeah. Why should we?
Excellent question. Glad you asked.
Why should they stop?
Because you said so.
Because I said so. I did?
No creep in fancy tights is gonna tell us what to do.
Okay, Inky, now!
Spoot
spoot
Oh, no! My Super-Suit you've smudged it.
You can hit me, you can call me names
you can steal my galoshes, but no one smudges my Super-Suit.
Let's get out of here.
Whoosh
bam
[screaming]
Now, you'll see why the girls say I have
the hottest eyes in the galaxy.
Pew pew
zap
And now, for the old one, two.
Swoosh
'One.'
'Two.'
[panting] I think we may get away.
This looks like a perfect time to practice my ghost golf.
One Super Time Warp Space Hole, coming up.
[instrumental music]
- 'Yike.' - 'Yeow.'
- Hurray for Super-Pac. - He saved us all.
[all cheering]
Easy, easy.
- You'll all get your turn. - Hey!
Oh, we'd like to thank you for saving us
by inviting you to lunch at our house, Super-Pac.
Why I'd be delighted.
How could anyone refuse such a lovely pac-beauty as you.
Of course I only eat the finest pac-steaks and plenty of greens.
'Good for my complexion, you know.'
'Wonderful house you've got here, Pac-Man.'
Oh, how cute and thoughtful of you
to hang a picture of me over your mantel.
Uh, I hate to disappoint you, Super-Pac, but that's a mirror.
Of course, it is. I knew it all along just testing you.
Pac pac
No, no, not Pac Pac. Super-Pac.
Oh, brother.
Uh, I think he wants you to play ball with him.
Okay, fella.
Go... get it.
Thud thud
boing boing
whoosh
Well, aren't you going to get it?
[instrumental music]
[cooing]
Fine looking son you've got there, Pac-Man.
What's his name?
Uh, Pac-Baby.
Pac-Baby. Nice name.
Whoosh
boing
[cooing] That super fun.
Well, well, ready for another trip?
(Pac-Man) 'Uh, no. No!'
Help yourself, Super-Pac.
Why, I'm so hungry I could eat a house.
[slurping]
[whooshing]
[clanking]
On second thought I guess I'm only hungry enough
to eat half a house.
[instrumental music]
clang clang
whirr whirr
Hey, Inky, let's have some more of them rivets.
One order of rivets coming up.
Swoosh
Yike!
Thud
swoosh
thud
bam bam
Excellent, everything looks like it's falling into place.
[clamoring]
You, Ghost jerks, can't you do anything right?
This time I'm coming with you.
Just so that you don't mess things up again.
It wasn't our fault, Mezmeron.
S-Super-Pac is one tough dude.
Super-Pac, ha.
No pac-person on Earth can stand up to him.
One chomp from my Robo-Ghost
and Super-Pac will be super finished.
Click
clang clang
There. The houses are all good as new.
I know you'd love me to stay
but I'd really better be going now.
Come back soon, Super-Pac.
Uh, but not too soon.
Phew, boy, he may have save Pac-Land
but I feel a lot safer now that he's gone.
'Something tells me Pac-Land's in big trouble.'
Packy, look.
Quick, see if you can stop it. I'll try and find Super-Pac.
Right. Oh, no. No.
Pepper, not Super-Pac. No. Oh.
Clang clang
[laughs] Any second now
and Pac-Land will be at my mercy.
Yes, and we'll get revenge on that Super-Pac jerk.
Shut up and press the auto-chomp button.
Aye, aye, Captain Mez.
(female #1) 'Help, it's going to chomp Pac-Land.'
(male #1) 'Run for your lives.'
[clamoring]
thud thud
Now, where did I leave that stupid
Super Time Warp Space Hole.
[panting] Super-Pac! Oh, I'm glad I found you.
You found my Super Time Warp Space Hole, huh, huh.
No. But if you don't stop the Robot Ghost Monster
the only hole around here is gonna be Pac-Land.
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
You look for my missing hole
and I'll go talk to that giant robot.
- Is it a deal? - It's a deal.
Ha-ha. All you Earth people fall for that one.
(Mezmeron) 'Attention, citizens of Pac-Land'
'hand over your Power Forest to me or I will chomp'
'your fair city into pac-rubble.'
Over my chomp body.
Just what we had in mind, Pac-Man.
[laughs]
clang clang
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Alright, that's far enough.
I order you to surrender.
[horn blaring]
boom
Alright, that does it.
It's time for a Super Power Pellet.
Chomp
(all) S-S-S-Super-Pac Power.
(Mezmeron) 'Sharp turn around. What do you think you're doing?'
whoosh
whirr whirr
Uh-oh, I think my chomping muscles are jammed.
Rizz rizz
crash
Oh, no, I've got to stop Super-Pac
before he chomps up the entire city and I get the repair bill.
Super-Pac's cosmic hole is my only hope.
Chomp chomp chomp
This better work.
- Phew! - It's okay, Packy.
- He's gone now. - Oh, thanks, Pepper.
Another few seconds of that guy
and I think I would have gone pac-cuckoo.
Don't thank me all at once, it was nothing.
Really any red bloody pac-hero could have done it.
Of course I did it, so that makes me
the greatest pac-hero of them all.
I guess that's why they call me Super-Pac, as a matter of fact.
[instrumental music]
♪ Spring cleaning spring cleaning ♪
♪ Nothing's all fine as wiping the grim ♪
♪ And spring cleaning ♪♪
buzz buzz
I'm gonna get you, you little pac-fly.
Whirr
ah-ah-achoo
clank
buzz buzz
Hmm. Where'd you learn to clean up so well, Chomp-Chomp?
[mumbles]
Oh, doggy obedient school. Hmm.
[mumbling]
[laughing]
[instrumental music]
chomp chomp
[yowling]
Oh. Phew. Boy, am I pooped.
I better sit down.
Chomp chomp
pop
swoosh
Well, that does it, Chomp-Chomp.
Clean as a whistle.
Hey, what's happening, pac-cousin?
Dig my new wheel.
[engine reeving]
P.J., no!
Thud
Say, this garage of yours is a real mess.
You ought to clean it up, before I move in.
- Move in? - That's right.
I just dropped out of high school.
And your the lucky winner of the Pac-Junior Contest.
Uh, I don't remember entering any Pac-Junior Contents.
You didn't. I entered for you.
And as the winner you get to have me live in your garage.
Oh. How lucky can a guy get.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get an eyeball full of this far-out chomp food.
Sure is nice of you to offer me lunch, Cousin Pepper.
Mm, mm. You sure are one primo cook.
Why thank you, P.J.
Oh, boy. All that cleaning has sure made me hungry.
Hey. Where's all the food?
Right here, cuz.
Call me when dinner is ready.
Fizz
Packy, have you seen Pac-Baby?
[revving]
(P.J.) Easy up on the throttle, Pac-Baby.
(both) Oh, no!
[cooing]
- Pac-Baby ready to rock n roll. - Okay, kid.
Just release the clutch and let's blast off.
Stop!
[coughing]
[cooing] Pac-Baby, zoom zoom.
Hey, man, where'd you learn to burn rubber like that?
[panting] Chasing Ghost Monsters.
Now, pull over.
Hey, feet. Stop, will ya.
Oh, no, my breaks are out.
Thud
Uh, don't worry, folks, my, uh, shoe insurance is paid up.
Ghosh, Pepper, we got to do something about P.J.
You're right, Packy, he's a nice boy, but he's a...
I know. A real pain in the chomp.
There's only one thing to do, Packy.
We've got to convince him how important it is
to go back to school.
Hey, great idea. You're a genius, Pepper.
- Only how are we gonna do it? - Simple.
You're gonna take him to Pac-Land High.
And show him just how much fun it can be.
Hey, right, I'm gonna take.. Hold it. No, no, wait.
Not me. Pepper, not me. Oh, no, no. Pepper, please.
Clank
Chalk up another one for P.J., Chomp-Chomp.
[mumbles]
Hey, that's my pool table and my easy chair.
It's cool, Packy.
Like I'm only borrowing it for a couple of months.
Hmm. Okay. Two can play at this cool game.
Uh, okay, P.J., tell you what I'm gonna do.
Thud
[laughs]
Hmm, whose side are you on, anyway?
Alright, Pac-Junior, here's the deal.
You spend one day at Pac-Land High with me.
Now, if you dig it you go back home and re-enroll in school.
Now, if you don't dig it, you can live
in my garage for a year.
You made yourself a no win bet, pac-cousin
'cause I'm never gonna like school.
School, yuck, gag me with a Ghost Monster, man.
Uh-oh, I think I made a big mistake.
[engine revving]
screech
bash
[laughs] Hey, nice landing, man.
[giggles] It's Pac-Baby's my, uh, chopper is in the shop.
Hurry up, man, like I got to get this over with
so I can get back to the garage and get ready
for the big gig tonight.
- Uh, gig? - That's right.
I'm having a little garage warming party
with a couple of hundred friends.
A little pac-rock, a little pac-boogie.
Hey, hey, hey, pac-chicks.
P.J. is here.
[giggling]
(all) Oh, he's cute. Yeah.
[chuckles] Oh, gee, thanks.
(all) Not you, old man. Him.
Okay, P.J., now you'll see how much fun pac physics can be.
Good afternoon, class.
I am Professor Pacstein.
Und for our first experiment I will demonstrate
the basic law of motion.
A body at rest tends to stay at rest
unless acted upon by an outside force.
Yeah, like a Ghost Monster.
[laughs]
P.J., shh!
[all laughing]
Alright, who spoke out?
He did, frizz head.
Ooh. Uh, yes. But you see, I was only trying to, uh..
So... you want to make soundwaves with your mouth, do you?
Whoosh
In that case you will help me
demonstrate the law of gravity.
Oh, I know that one.
"What goes up, must come... down!"
(P.J.) 'Yeah. Except like when it's stuck to the ceiling.'
[laughing]
True. But that brings us to the second law of gravity.
(Pac-Man) Uh, don't tell me. What gets stuck must get unstuck.
That was correct. Give this boy an A.
Oh! I think I'd prefer an ice pack.
You see, P.J., school isn't just study, study, study, you know.
Hey, what do you say we, uh, check out this drama class, huh?
I'd rather check out of this snarky school.
To chomp or not to chomp, that is the question.
No, man, that isn't the question, the question is
to act or not to act.
And you couldn't act your way out of a Power Pellet tree.
You can do better?
Oh, no. Uh, you see, he didn't mean that.
- He was just, uh.. - Of course we can.
'Uh, we?'
Uh, P.J., uh, I don't think this is a very good idea.
Sure it is. Now, just say your lines.
Uh, Romeo-Pac, oh, Romeo-Pac
uh, wherefore art thou?
Romeo-Pac.
Like are you blind, Juliet?
I'm right here, babe, come and get me.
(all) Oh, P.J., here we come.
Hey, wait for me.
Uh-oh! Look out below!
Thud
Oh. Pac-Nurse, oh, Pac-Nurse, wherefore art thou?
Pac-Nurse.
[instrumental music]
Okay, boys, who would like to volunteer
to help me demonstrate the use of the rings.
Ah, you see, P.J., if you go back to school
you could learn to be an expert in sports like me.
Really, Cousin Packy.
- Show me. - Uh, who me?
Uh-huh. Oh, no, I was jut, uh..
Aren't you a little old to be in this class?
Oh, well.
- I guess you're right. - Wait a minute.
Exercise is good for you no matter what your age.
(P.J.) 'Do your stuff, Packy.'
whirr whirr
Hey, hey, that was real cool.
You never told me what a swinger you really are.
[laughs]
whirr
whoosh
thud
Oh, yeah. You Tarzan me chomp.
Oh, boy, look at all those pac-goodies.
Hmm. Nothing like school cafeteria food, huh.
[laughs] What's the matter, P.J., you're not hungry?
- Nah. - I'm treating.
Well, why didn't you say so.
Mm. Yes siree, boy.
School sure is, um, a far out. Ha. Isn't it, P.J.?
Yeah. The farther out of my life the better.
Hmm. You're not giving it a chance, P.J.
Learning with all these intelligent and courteous kids
could be a wonderful experience.
Uh, isn't that right?
Can it, pac-punk.
Clang
Hey, man, you can't do that to my cousin.
No? Who's gonna stop me?
- He is. - Oh, yeah.
You and who else, runt?
What is going on here?
Uh-oh!
Swoosh
clank
creak creak
Uh, oh. Hi there, Mr. Pac-Principal.
Who started this pac-ruckus?
(all) He did.
Uh, me. Well, no. You see..
It-it was an accident. Uh, I mean, I didn't mean it.
W-what I actually mean is, that I, uh..
Now, get out of here and chase some Ghost Monsters
like you get paid to.
Oh, well.
I guess, I didn't do a very good job of convincing you
to go back to school, did I?
Are you kidding, man, I never knew how much fun
learning could be.
Oh. Oh, you mean, uh, you're not
gonna be staying in my garage all year.
That's right, Packy, I'm going back to school.
Hey, now, that's great.
Well, this calls for a celebration.
You said it, pac-daddy-o.
Hey, hey, hey. Party at P.J's.
[clamoring]
Oh, no, wait. Oh, no. Not in my house.
Oh, no, I didn't mean that. Hey, hold on.
Stop. No, no, it's wrong.
Not house. Hey, hey.
[theme music]